This Shirt Says “Dog Parent,” but the Dog Hair Screams “Full Custody.”
Say hello to the "SUPER COOL DOG PARENT" Tie-Dye T-Shirt —the only shirt that perfectly matches your lifestyle of early morning walks, talking to your dog like they’re your therapist, and referring to them as your “child” in front of strangers without blinking.
Drenched in sunshine, swirls, and “I once canceled plans because my dog looked sad” energy, this tee is for the kind of pet parent who:
🐾 Has 37 nicknames for their dog (including “Stinky Prince” and “Wiggle Butt”)
🐾 Believes dog kisses build immunity
🐾 Thinks matching outfits are cute and 100% necessary
🐾 Secretly resents people who say ‘it’s just a dog’
Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, this shirt is softer than your voice when you say, “Who’s the best boy in the whole world? YOU are.”
And thanks to its double-needle durability, it’ll survive everything from muddy paw prints to dramatic zoomies across the furniture.
No two shirts are the same—just like no two dogs are equally obsessed with chasing absolutely nothing at full speed.
Washing Instructions (because you’ll spill treats in it, we all know this):
– Wash cold like your dog’s judgmental stare when you leave without them
– Tumble dry low, like your energy after 3 a.m. potty breaks
– Iron only if you're not too busy making a TikTok of your dog "singing"
– No bleach, unless you’re into that spotted look (your dog already is)
Wear it to the park, the vet, or while FaceTiming your dog from vacation.
Because let’s face it—you’re not just a dog parent.
You’re the overachieving, over-loving, totally-groovy, SUPER COOL snack-carrying MVP of their entire furry universe.